i-am-going-to-regret-this:

darkseid:

themaskedkid:

worthikids:

what am I even doing anymore

what does this all mean

Somebody once told me the CHAAAAAAANGE Is gonna roll me I said yep. What a concept On her forehead Somebody Somebody Some Once asked Is gonna roll On her forehead Well the years start coming and they don’t stop some But the Meteor men beg to differ But the Meteor men beg to differ Hey now Somebody once Hey now But the Meteor men But the Meteor men On her forehead You’ll never shine if you don’t body Hey now, you’re an Allstar You’re an Allstar CHAAAAAAANGE Hey now, you’re a Rockstar You’re an Allstar On her forehead All that glitters is some Only shooting stars Only shooting stars Only Some once told me (STATIC) But the Meteor men beg to differ It’s getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you Pretty thin The ice we skate The hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate Meteor men (THE WORLDS ON FIRE) How’s about yours yours forehead Hey now, you’re an Allstar Somebody asked could I … I said yep, what a concept yep yep yep what a concept what a concept (whistling) I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat. I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat (amalgam of nice nice boat, all that glitters and only shooting stars) I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little CHAAAAAAANGE

this is humor on a level i was not prepared for. this is a work of genius

@pandachibi13

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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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terrencemann:

fave quotes from stage managers:

• ‘could whoever is breathing heavily down the radio mics please stop, it’s terrifying the lighting tech’
  
• ‘could the sound tech please stop turning up the lights on the desk so she can take selfies’
  
• ‘my nose is bleeding but i will continue on because i am not weak’
• ‘when i said front of house music i did not mean barry manilow’
  
• ‘NOR DID I MEAN THAT RAP MUSICAL ABOUT OLD POLITICS’
  
• ‘could the sound tech please stop rapping about alexander hamilton on the radio mics’
• ‘why does that actor not have any shoes on’
  
• ‘LIGHTS GO…what lights? how the fuck am i meant to know, it’s not like im the one in charge…oh’
  
• ‘the director has asked for us to be smart casual tonight so bring your freshest looking black tshirt’ 
  
• ‘i think an actor just got literally punched in the face’
  

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dailychriscolfer:

3/∞ pictures of Chris Colfer

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cumberfansie:

Four scenes from every episode
↳ 1x03 Won’t Get Fooled Again (2)

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thebootydiaries:

beauteovs:

thebootydiaries:

krish9200:

thebootydiaries:

asifbylogic:

thebootydiaries:

the hunger games is a good movie but is it just me or does catnip evergreen look kind of like jennifer lawrence?? idk just something about when she smiles it kind of looks the same, and even the voice?? ? but jennifer florence has blonde hair and carcass evermeme has brown hair so maybe it’s just me lol :) x

burn this

haha i get it! cause she is the girl of fire from distinct 12 ♡ live love laugh ♡

BURN IT WITH FIRE

haha like the goblin of fire ♡ i love that part ♡

THATS HARRY POTTER NOT THE HUNGER GAMES

actually this is my catpiss meatcleaver x hairy potter fan faction :) x

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lydiamurtin:

they haven’t invented a spell our Hermione can’t do.

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recentgooglesearches:

I THINK I MAY BE A BIT MORE GAY THAN ORIGINALLY EXPECTED

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